LIFE ACTIVITIES CLUB WYNDHAM

Our aim is to provide a wide range of sporting, leisure and social activities to those members of our community aged 45 and above. As a member of The Italian Sports Club it will cost you nothing, the club will pay  the fees to Life Activities Club Inc. for you, and cover other costs involved in running the Life Activities Club, so all it will cost you is , whatever the cost of the activity is e.g. train fares, tickets to the theatre, meal costs etc. the use of club facilities for meetings etc. will be free.

So, if you have a friend who would like to join Life Activities Club, they need to join the Italian Sports Club and then enjoy all the club benefits. Below are some suggestions for various groups that you might like to get together and organize, if so please get in touch with the Secretary and volunteer to organize one.

These are just some of the activities that could be started, but they won’t start without YOU, helping.

These are the social groups of life activities:
- CARAVANNING
- WYNDHAM LIFE ACTIVITIES CLUB GOLF
- Gardening
- Photography
- Coffee / Board Games & Cards
- Fine Dining
- Stitch & Bitch
- Twilight & Sunday Morning Walking

WORDS OF WISDOM
WORD OF WISDOM
Dear Julia ,    
How about this for an election winner?

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
returned to them.   A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring
their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool
and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct  that would be strictly adhered to.
The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay  $900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all we say.
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Also:
Think about this... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending
someone -- that's part of the problem!
It is time for us grumpy old folk of Australia to speak up!